In 2001 I bought Ffloyd (From Imp National at Hop Farm) – at the time he wasn’t called Ffloyd, that came later.
When I adopted him he looked like this:
Shortly after moving in with us he had a sex change and then she looked like this:
and after her makeover like this:
Then there’s me; when Ffloyd came to live with us I looked like this:
After her sex change I was looking like this:
On her return from her facelift I looked pretty much like I do today (it was, after all, only a week ago that she arrived home from rehab).
Now I have to say I have not lead a particularly snowy white life. In fact, on occasion It could be better described as kaleidoscopic or iridescent. But one thing I have never had the opportunity to do is pose for a Playboy centrefold….
…. unlike Ffloyd!!!